[ptrckstmph]

every time a girl tells me “he’s out of my league” i never believe her because i guarantee you i am not lying when i say that every single time i have seen a romantic coupling consisting of a guy and a girl every single time the girl is out of his league. every single time. every single time

[etherealnoir]

This gave me a good hearty chuckle.

[khiravaggio]

she’s… an athlete…

[werewolfau]

the fukkk

[hacksign]

what….does this…even mean…

Pokémon vs Pokémon GO

• Pokémon: I caught this Pokémon very early in the game and it's very special to me and I named it something very meaningful
• Pokémon GO: This is Guitar Solo and I caught him by a dumpster outside a Taco Bell

[theglintoftherail]

It’s been like two days

[insertnerdyjokehere]

when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature

[rydenarmani]

i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[buyakasha]

*tiny mew*
*BIG MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW*
*tiny mew*

[dicktho]

when you’re shaving your pubes